THE BIRD FROM HELL

There is this bird, I think he eats WILD BIRD FEED because he's crazy! He likes to swoop down and run into my window and he sits on my lawn chairs and says Ka Kaaa Ka Kaaa... ha ha no really though I do have this bird that likes to run into my windows. Its a Robin bird and it will fly into my window over and over until I pound on it to scare him away. My windows are not clear either so I know he doesn't think he can fly through them, they are the reflective kind. He can see himself every time he runs into my window. Its not just one window either its the one in the baby room, the guest room and my bedroom. One time he scared me so bad I woke up C.J. and told him someone was trying to get in our house. He also likes to poop on my lawn chairs I don't even want to lean back in my chair cause there is bird poop all over the back of it! And one day when I was sitting out there he tried to dive bomb me! He missed the top of my head by a few centimeters! He tried to nip my face and teeth right out!

(Compliments of Scott Ferguson's imitations of the Jerky Boys)